- LiveJournal Admin:Sir! We have reports that someone is trying to access a page that doesn't exist!
- LiveJournal Captain:Impossible! How can that be?
- LiveJournal Admin:Sir, I don't know. Maybe they typed in the URL wrong or maybe we're suffering from a critical system failure.
- LiveJournal Captain:Unacceptable! Redirect them to a 404 page and make it snappy!