jakesus: cuddling is like hugging but closer, more comfortable and for a lot longer. Cuddling is like hugging perfected
friendsofthegaybc: travisstolls: friendsofthegaybc: travisstolls: WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG Very nice Thanks
butasparrow: touchmypopsicle: it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked the second one was kind of unexpected but no one is disagreeing
broternia: i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so...
deerpong: bowlingforsoup: how many haters does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they fear change, even if it can make the world a brighter place. That was so deep I shit myself
Heck Yeah Rurouni Kenshin | るろうに剣心: Kenshin's true... →
rabidbehemoth: Watsuki-sensei prefers to demonstrate Kenshin’s internal struggles non-verbally, through subtext. When he shows Kenshin washing his hands a lot, it’s a surefire Severe Weather Warning on his emotional barometer. Tomoe, as Kenshin’s observer and judge, won’t let him get…
Verily never will God change the condition of a people until they change what is...– Qur’an 13:11 - Reminder that your desire to change starts from within you. (via faahrishta)
So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor” and all I can think about is
sstain: If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it Good luck figuring out which one
brandisbigbootybitches: im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play
laughinggaschamber: Things that make me fall asleep really fast. when someone hums quietly. when my hair gets played with. when someone whispers a story to me. when someone traces my skin. chloroform.
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
balthazarswings: [AGGRESSIVELY SINGS ALONG WITH THE WORLDLESS GAME OF THRONES INTRO]